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The Return of a Hero

September 30th, 2009

We put our ailing Magic Bullet to the test today.  Would it survive after yesterday’s smoking incident?  I am here to tell you unequivocally yes.  The Bullet is a hero in every sense of the word.  It has struck back against adversity and provided us with yet more smooth goodness. 

We went easy on it at first, but soon realized not to patronize the Bullet.  Magic Bullet, I applaud you.

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The Death of a Hero?

September 29th, 2009

It has been a dark day for my 4pm ritual of making smoothies.  Running on low supplies because my office fridge had undergone a sneak inspection, we managed to make a few smoothies.  During the fifth smoothie the bullet went berserk, whirring at a higher pitch than ever before releasing the magic smoke

Luckily, two of the floor’s voluntary fire wardens were present at the time, making sure that we all survived the ordeal, physically if not emotionally.  One of them called out asking if there was a fire extinguisher available.  Interestingly enough, it was about 3 feet from her at the time.  I’m glad we have these people watching my back.

Now the question on everyone’s mind is whether or not the Bullet will perform tomorrow at 4, or if we will have to shoot it like the trusty steed it has been. 

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Smoothie Update

May 19th, 2009

Today when I went to make my banana smoothie there was one last piece of chocolate cake left in the kitchen. Must have been someone’s birthday. I didn’t even consider having a piece of cake with my smoothie.

I had chocolate cake IN my smoothie. Happy days.

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